October 2018

The Best Places To Have Casual Sex In London

Sex in the bedroom is great, but it can get a bit vanilla. If you’re looking to make things a bit more interesting and happen to be spending some time in London, you might be interested in some inspiration as to the best places to have casual sex. Whether it’s in the open, or under cover, having some cheeky casual sex in these places will definitely be a laugh. Plan it and make it your mission, or be spontaneous and see what happens but most importantly get creative, and don’t get caught!

1. Top Deck Of A Double Decker Bus

The iconic red buses of London are world famous, and a great way to see London. Hit two birds with one stone and try to fit in a quickie on the top deck of an empty bus as you’re travelling from A to B. You’ll arrive at your destination invigorated and won’t think of the amount that just went on your Oyster Card. Serious bonus points if the double-decker is of the open-topped variety, feel the wind in your hair girl.

2. In A London Eye Pod

Ok, so this is potentially pricey but definitely a great idea. If you’re feeling flash enough, you can rent out an entire pod to yourselves at the Millennium Wheel. That means you’d have the pod for one whole cycle of the Wheel – that’s around 30 minutes! You’d be able to have a lot of fun in that time. Just think of the view! You could have some casual sex AND admire some of the best views over London, day or night. Bear in mind that the pods at the very top of the wheel are temporarily on the same level, and with the pods being see-through, you’ll be fully visible to people in other pods for a few minutes. Not to mention CCTV, but YOLO.

3. On The Bank Of The Thames

Ahh the River Thames. Not quite as romantic as the Parisian River Seine, or as picturesque as the canals of Venice, but it has a certain charm. If the temperature is warm and you’re sure you won’t freeze, there are LOADS of places where there is access to the sandy banks right on the water level on which you could get up to mischief. If you planned your casual sex for night time, you’d have to be very unlucky to get spotted BUT the tides are a big consideration, as the tidal range is huge. Get it wrong and you might end up stranded in the water, but get it right at low water and you can pretend you have a private beach. Laaavely.

4. In A Hyde Park Pedalo

This really could be quite romantic but would depend on getting the time right. You want a nice warm day/afternoon, but not so nice that the lake is packed full of people who could potentially witness you having sex. Assuming you can seize the perfect conditions, you could very easily peddle your way to the centre of the lake (or an empty corner) and proceed accordingly. The pedalos are big and incredibly stable compared to the prettier rowboats (that right there is why we have specified a pedalo. Casual sex that capsizes a rowboat is a bit of a fail really). Take a picnic and make a day of it.

5. In A London Phone Box

This is definitely a realistic option for casual sex in London. Those famous red phone boxes are EVERYWHERE, and all you’d need is a little bit of darkness under the cover of night to see what you can achieve. Probably the most cramped of the places to have casual sex, you’ve got to make compromises somewhere right? Best of all you can call your best friend from the phone box afterward to let them know what happened.

6. On The Tube

Ever fancied a shag at 40mph? Well, if you head underground to catch the tube and manage to find yourself an empty carriage, be our guest. It won’t be the cleanest experience of your life, and we really do recommend you take hand sanitiser (whether or not you’re planning to have sex) so that you don’t end up with a rash. Mind the gap, and try and last more than two stops yeah?

7. The Natural History Museum

Remember the film ‘A Night At The Museum’? Well, if you’ve got the balls you could recreate it in your own way. Whether or not you get yourselves locked in overnight is yet to be determined. You could find a nice dark, quiet exhibit in the dustier end of the Natural History Museum and do what comes naturally (see what we did there?). This is the most educational of the places to have casual sex if you make your way to the museum you might as well check out some of the exhibits properly!

Where To Be Properly Debauched In London

London isn’t topping any lists for Europe’s sexiest city — I blame our flabby sun-starved skin, courtesy of the climate, too much Greggs, and an aversion to exercise cemented during cross country running at school. But that doesn’t mean we don’t like a bit of debauchery, whether it’s a “Knicker Free Friday” or rolling round in oil on a plastic sheet. So here’s a (possibly exhausting, but by no means exhaustive) look at where to rev your libido in London.

Saunas

The Paradise Spa in Dagenham has been described as “more akin to an Essex knees-up than an orgy.” According to VICE, who term it a “top sex spa” the knees-up atmosphere is reinforced, “when the DJ drops Chas n’ Dave’s ‘Rabbit’ to the obvious delight of everyone there.” There are “couples’ rooms” with plastic mattresses and: “If you wanna shag, you can shag.” The website was down at the time of writing but a voice on the phone (020 8598 8575) confirmed they’re open.

Rio’s in Kentish Town dubs itself “London’s Leading Naturist Health Spa.” But it’s not about naturism, it’s about shagging. The spa features heavily in Suzanne Portnoy’s memoir The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker. She says, “Rio’s is a bit of a dive. It has no state-of-the-art equipment, no Philippe Starck-designed interior or, in fact, any design at all except for a tropical theme that would be sadly dated were it not so unintentionally ironic. But it’s functional. And it delivers what I want: sex on tap.” Portnoy goes on to describe the sex she has at Rio’s, as well as the unwanted advances: “John had followed me from the showers to the grooming area, still wanking as I blowdried my hair.”

Chariots, which describes itself as “the UK’s biggest and best Gay & Bi-Sexual Mens Sauna group in London”, has branches in Vauxhall and Waterloo. Keith, who’s straight, went there by mistake. He says, “the bloke on the door said, ‘you know what this place is?’ and I said, ‘yes it’s a sauna!’ So I got undressed and got into the hot tub –- that’s when I noticed it was all men. Then I noticed actual sex in the steam room — I couldn’t see much but I could tell what was happening!” Chariots crops up in the hook-up section of Craigslist, in ads with titles like, “Gang Bang Waterloo Chariots.” “Looking to hook up for some action,” says one ad and, “I’m a hairy guy with a good solid 7 inches,” says another. Scott, who’s gay, has been there, “loads.” He says, “you just rock up and have fun for a few hours. It’s really popular 5pm-7pm if you want a married man — they don’t even bother taking their wedding rings off. Saunas are perfect for them, as it’s so easy to clean up after.”

Sex parties

AbFabParties near Heathrow boasts a “SINema,” hot tubs and a pool, as well as “play rooms.” Parties take place five nights a week, and according to its website, it’s “The UK’s friendliest erotic venue” and “particularly popular amongst those just beginning to explore their boundaries.” It certainly seems to have a friendly ethos, even helping swingers get home: “Need to get back into London when the party ends? That’s simple with the N9 night service bus from Heathrow Terminal 5.”

Kunal started going to AbFabParties three years ago, when a counsellor recommended it. An operation had left him with a scar he felt self-conscious about. He says, “I lost all my confidence so my counsellor said I should go to places where I could take my top off. She recommended swinging clubs, and naturist swimming because I’d meet people of all body shapes and sizes.”

Kunal has since had sex with around 50 women, and, “I’ve sexually played with over 150.” How does he broach the subject? “The conversation would just become very witty, talking about boobs so, ‘I love your cleavage,’ or ‘have you got your nipples pierced?'” If he gets a green light, he goes in one of the “rooms with a view — they have glass in between so other people can see.” Condoms are provided.

AbFabParties aren’t Kunal’s only outlet. Le Boudoir in Aldgate offers events with names like “Knicker Free Friday” and “Satisfuxtion.” Like AbFab, the venue’s address is only available to members, and according to Kunal it’s, “becoming increasingly popular — it’s where you find the best-looking people!”

Kunal goes to the sex parties with a female friend, “I don’t tell my male friends about it — I wouldn’t want them to come with me and seeing me naked doing dirty things.” When he’s not swimming at AbFab or shagging the best looking women at Le Boudoir, Kunal goes to OurPlace4Fun near King’s Cross. The OurPlace website says: “We boast real swinger folks, in a real sexy atmosphere.” Guests can bring their own bottles, but, “no cans.” You have been warned.

For women who want a different brand of “witty chat” Skirt Club offers a monthly women-only sex party with speakers and performers, as well as a chance to network. “Sex is certainly on the menu but it’s not the sole focus,” says founder Genevieve LeJeune. Anna, who is “straight but bi-curious” had her first experience with a woman at Skirt Club. She says, “I tend to find lesbian places too threatening — and at parties where men are there, being with a women feels like you’re performing for guys.” At Skirt Club, Anna played Spin the Bottle, did the Guided Touch Tour (“you wiggle and say hello with your bum”) then went into the “playrooms.” She says, “I was a bit overwhelmed but I gave it a go and never wanted to leave. For days after, I craved women’s bodies. I’d always liked men’s hard bodies, but this made me appreciate women!”

Skirt Club claims that “all our members are effortlessly stylish” and offers free flowing champagne. Aimed at the same end of the market, but for both men and women are Pleasure Island Parties, which take place in the suite of a 5 star hotel, with condoms, lube and gloves provided. There’s a limit of 20 people per party and, “we expect all our guests to have regular sexual health check-ups.”

Miscellaneous debauchery

Liquid Love describes itself as “a collective journey exploring playfulness and the sensuality of flowing skin to skin contact using warm olive oil.” In other words, everyone rolls about naked, covered in olive oil. Anna, who’s been to three events, says you start off clothed for a welcome talk, then you get as naked as you want – which tends to be pretty naked. Everyone lies down on a plastic sheet on the floor, “then the facilitator pours oil over you. You tell her where to pour it and you can wear a blindfold if you want to.” Anna says there are 12-15 people at each event, and it’s about an even mix of male and female. Anna describes it as, “swimming in a sea of bodies, you melt with the whole group.” The event info says: “We invite you to be open to both touching as well as being touched. We particularly invite you to explore touch using parts of the body we do not usually touch with — our stomachs, our noses, our feet, our shoulders, our heads, our buttocks.” Anna clarifies that there’s, “no penetration.”

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